Cameron, concerning a story about a MK that saved a can of Root Beer for two years: But I don't get it. If you save something for so long, what you treaure is going to become - sucky."
Me, concerning Keren's love life: There's always a chance of reconciliation.
Keren: I don't want reconciliation. I want to get married.
Cameron, quite seriously, after the general question being asked if C. S. Lewis's the Chronicles of Naria were children's books: But aren't all books children's books if a child can read?
Heather, trying to bring down a boy bargain with Allie: In the game of Monopoly, Colin is like Boardwalk.
Chris, at lunch: Oh, they're praying, and I just said "butts."