Monday, October 27, 2008

Things not to do: get a head cold with a new nose ring. FAIL

Buying medicine is a complete crapshoot. You're standing there in front of an entire shelf or two of medication, scanning the labels for your symptoms, trying to look like you're pondering if Tylenol Day for Head Congestion would work better than Benadryl for Sinus Allergies considering they both claim to treat the same thing, when all you're really doing is praying, "Dear God please let me pick right this time!" when finally you just snatch one that's not too overpriced, knowing in your heart of hearts that your money would probably be better spent on a 24 case of Vitamin Water.

And even that doesn't beat a gallon of orange juice.

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