Today I went to the library to pick up the last season of Alias (ahhh! Season Four ended crazily! I never could have handled the months between the finale and the premiere). I ran right to the shelf where they are -- and it wasn't there! Luckily, I had a second library location. But I couldn't just leave the library without getting anything because that would look weird and Super Cute Librarian was there so I had to get something (Hey! Don't you judge me...). So I found a book with interviews of screenwriters that I should read but probably won't and went to check it out. I took it to Super Cute Librarian, who said --

"Wassup?"

I probably just made him nervous.